FUSIO-DOSE: Therapist Inspired Cocktails for $49.95
1. PICK A BASE
Radiance (Pixelist): “EVO”LUTION
Only the strongest of the hairs will survive. Natural selection won’t fly here.
Your hair will respond with more enthusiasm than Darwin’s Finches.
Nourishment (Oleo-Fusion): HAIR OF THE DOG
Ring… Ring…Your hair will salivate when it hears the word FUSIO-DOSE.
Let us classically condition and hard-wire your hair. Pavlov would approve!
Strength (Vita-Ciment): EYE WILL SURVIVE
The introvert of the cortex will flip, with a vial of this treatment. The extrovert of the cuticle will shine.
The meeting of these two personalities will react and cause an immediate transformation. Mr. Jung would be so proud.
Density (Densifique): SIR ISAAC “NEW” TONES
Break the hair laws of motion! Thicker, healthier hair will be quantitatively observed.
The planets will spin in awe.
2. PICK A BOOSTER
Nourishment Booster: j-HAIRY j-HARRY
There is no messing around or cheating here!
You will need to hire your own body guard, as everyone will want to run their fingers through your luxurious locks.
Manageability Booster: DEEP THOUGHTS
No slips here! This treatment will peak the deepest, darkest parts of your medulla.
Your ID, EGO and SUPER EGO won’t stand a chance.
Radiance Booster: TAMING OF THE “DO”
Let the soft words of Shakespeare’s Sonnets rhyme out, while this lotion penetrates into the cortex of your hair.
To treat or not to treat…that is the question.
Density Booster: RAT’S NEST “KNOW” MORE
We will use behavior modification to positively reinforce your hair.
Skinner will have the rats running for the hills.
Reinforcing Booster: LET ME ENLIGHTEN YOU
Hair is basically good by nature but when we introduce other elements it goes awry.
This potion will change the history of your hair, for the common good! Rousseau stamps his seal of approval.
3. FINISH WITH A STEAM POD
See 'Steam Pod' page for more details.